Quite unimpressed with the hot tub water

Sure it was foamy like it's not supposed to be, but you'd think they'd at least require HEAT. And too crowded with attractive-enough people (it's something I'm starting to care about), plus not fun. Being at a bland water park is going to do wonders for my summer plans.

Of which I have absolutely none, and just going with the flow will surely lead to my demise. And THEN, I can remember who it was I decided to be before selling my soul thirteen times. The twelveth time, totally worth it...but this last sale left me bleeding.

Fortunately I LOVE pain, and I walk through that bitch as if my metal couldn't be as purified without the truest burn. I mean seriously, would anyone in their right mind USE metal that wasn't purified by intense heat?

Even skyscraper-building Indians know of what I speak.