Friday, February 5, 2010

Re-interviewing Drew Barrymore, properly

Correction #1

Drew does not have anything to do with Absolute Vodka, and so I'd prefer she remain loyal to Justin Timberlake's brand of tequila.

Insert supportive enthusiasm here:

If there actually are a million girls like Rebecca, which I highly doubt, I'd like to meet them immediately. They don't exist, and so I don't have to face that fear right now, luckily.

Would cross out with a giant black sharpie if I had one:

Drew's not fearless, she's anal.

Correcting Drew Barrymore here:

Um, not to be rude to her highness or anything...but, I do believe Sarah K. Silverman used the phrase growing up on Joy Behar last night. I'd rather not see this again.

Congratulating Rebecca once more:

200 frickin' comments!!! Totally jealous, bitch.

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