Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Accoutrements, it's French

Never trust a girl who can't be bothered to clean her own house. Simple fact. I'm the type, yes get tired about hearing about me in my own blog, whatever! That kind who wouldn't dream of entering into any sort of square footage, unless in good conscience I can clean it from top to bottom, and survive it. That's just me.

It matters less if the cleaning takes two days or four, if I can't clean it, I wouldn't want it. Except for windows and bathtubs, totally have issues with those two. I won't bring up blonde hair yet, that can wait until the temper tantrum.

Because, when you date a girl who doesn't clean her own house, for some it's plural (like me, you know, my cabin?) you're setting yourself up for someone whose expectations will never be met or fulfilled. Not true for everyone, so if you're currently taking this one personally, it's your issue not mine.

Some people appreciate all the little things, and patiently pretend they care less about the big things. So that's true. Do your own test, I dare you. But most fake blondes I know are more interested in proving something to their mothers, or their friends, or whoever...than ever loving you.

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